Sunday, 26 August 2012

Mera Bharat Mahan? Is INDIA really great??

अब तो चीन में कुत्ता  भी lion हो गया,
एक हम है की कुत्तों से बुरा हाल है,
सरे आम लूट है मची हुई,
हम घर में करते आराम है,
यह देश था वीर जवानो का,
अब खून हुआ क्यों पानी है,
जिस देश में सरगम बनती थी,
अब सुनते 'हलकट जवानी' है,
मानवाधिकार का हल्ला है,
पर मनाव का अधिकार कहाँ?,
सीमा पे खड़े जवान से क्यों,
कोई न पूछे,'तेरा परिवार कहाँ?',
शाहरुख़ का जन्मदिन याद रहे,
और भगत सिंह तो बस GK है,
गन्ना पैदा जो किसान करे,
उसके पकवान ही फीके है,
महंगाई का रोना रोते है,
पर vote जात के नाम पड़े,
Olympic
में दौड़ लगाते है,
पर सच के लिए न हो खड़े,
सरहद पे गोली चलती है,
हम रुई ठूस के सोते है,
GDP
के शोर-शराबे में,
बस दस्त से बचपन खोते है,
जहां सड़क पे इज्ज़त लुटती है,
वहाँ Sunny Leone का स्वागत है,
गाँधी, सुभाष, आजाद गर होते,
रोते ये कैसा भारत है.

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Intelligent Indian is a truth, intellectual Indian is a misnomer.


Intelligent Indian is a truth, intellectual Indian is a misnomer.
Part-1
Ever been to twitter? Yes, it is the same place where celebs go to post their lunch and dinner schedules. It is also the same place where they try and show how intellectual they are. Where they post their opinions on anything and everything under the sun. Seems like a cool place to be, isn’t it??
Sadly it is also the place where sunny Leone trends more than a national issue. It is where Sherlyn Chopra’s nude pics beat Dara Singh’s death as the top trending topic. It is where people actually listen to KRK. And it is where you see how shallow an educated Indian mindset is.
Twitter is swarmed by celebs ranging from actors, politicians and news anchors to sports person, social activist and what not. Most of the time they come across as really humble, well-educated and thinking human beings but every now and then they drop a deuce which reveals their stink.
Take for example a hot shot news anchor named Sagarika Ghose. She was heckled by a few right wing fanatics so she went ahead and blasted all Hindus on the twitter. She takes pride in mocking Hinduism just because a few bigots challenged her. She believes that every person who is speaking of Hinduism on twitter is a fanatic. If that was not enough, she once tweeted about how all Indian men are ugly. Can you get anymore moronic?

Then there is Sherlyn Chopra who posts nude pics of hers and she has hordes of followers. We have @ipoonampandey masquerading as a cricket fan, ready to drop clothes at the drop of a hat. And yes, she too has followers. Well, I have nothing against their fans and followers but it gets downright silly when they step in to defend their antics against those who request them to respect Indian culture.
Ah, the long dead Indian culture. When a girl is groped and molested in Guwahati by few scoundrels who were heavily drunk, the twitter goes kaboom with outrage and people start tweeting showing their disgust but the moment kiran bedi  tweets about the role of booze in this, the same educated Indian jumps in to defend his drinking rights. Why don’t they go and read about alcohol and its harmful effects??
Twitter, is like a sample of Indian mass mentality and it shows no matter how educated we become, we will always be uneducated and uncivilised.
Twitter is full of such glaring examples. We have Muslim haters whose every tweet has to highlight how bad Muslims are, we have muslim fanatics crying for jihad and massacare of hindus, we have chief ministers who are busy tweeting while their job is to care for their state. We have Hindu fanatics, who believe Guwahati girl invited it because she went to the pub.
Twitter, is like a mirror in which one gets to see how stupid Indians are becoming. It is a reflection of urban India. The India where educated intellectuals thrive. Guess it is an illusion because the intellectual Indian is indeed a misnomer.
#indiaisfallingsick

Friday, 8 June 2012

IDIOTS or JUST PLAIN HOPELESS?



The dumb and the dumbers
Samosa, chutney, Samsung mobiles, black leather purse- these are just a few of the long list of items that are meant to help the people in distress. Yes, you no longer need traits like honesty, hard work and confidence to fight the problems. You no longer need the belief in god and his strange ways to overcome the grief and sorrow that has hit you hard. You no longer need medicines and a good doctor to cure the disease that has been plaguing you or your near and dear ones. No, you do not.
Confused? Thinking why?

Well apparently because, India has suddenly become a swarg, a Valhalla, a mount Olympus sort of place where gods are descending in droves to take care of their poor followers.
Great, isn’t it?

But here is the catch. In today’s materialistic society, even gods have turned capitalist. Now you will not be saved just because you need to be. Help comes at a price too. You need to shelve out atrocious charges just to see your gods, solutions to your problems cost extra.

Welcome to the world of Nirmal baba & Radhey maa.
Born normal, fed normal and grown normal, they lived a normal life until one day their inner gods were awakened by some sort of unexplainable phenomenon. And lo and behold, began the business of help. One morning they were nothing, just another face in the crowd and BANG!! The next you know their faces were all over the world media.

Why? Because people apparently are so desperate and idiotic at the same time, that if someone were to tell them that the only solution to their problem was to donate all their property to the trust of a said god, they will happily do so. And it is not just the poor and middle class who fall prey to them. Even so called celebrities, the upper echelon of the society bow down in front of them (though I can understand their fascination for Radhey maa, she comes with makeup and all and dances around with her disciples but Nirmaljeet sure is no Hercules). People are so fooled by them that they do not even bother to think about the modus operandi of these ‘gods’.

Let us see. Nirmal baba books an air conditioned auditorium, charges 2000 Indian rupees as entry pass, arrives in a luxury car, walks over a carpet, sits on a throne(a lavish one) and speaks whatever the hell he wants to. And people go all teary eyed and choke as they listen to him blabber like an idiot.

Radhey maa, on the other hand, is an interesting one. All she does is dance and dance, while his followers take turns lifting her up in their embrace. Wait, am I talking about a so called incarnation of Durgaa maa? ‘Cause it sure looks like I am talking about some cheap dance bar, like they show in movies. Yes, she actually does that and even celebs throng to her cheap show to get her blessings. (Where the hell is bajrang sena and vishwa Hindu parishad now? Are their culture policing restricted only to 14th Feb?).

These 2 are just the tip of an iceberg and definitely the sleaziest ones in the market. There are many more who claim to have forsaken all the materialistic pleasures, claim to have gods on hotline, some even claiming to be gods themselves.
Aasaram bapu, Narayan sai, mata jasjeet, mata amritanandmayi, the list is just endless.
But the big question that comes to mind is ‘WHY?’ Why are these people so successful? Why are masses still falling in their trap?
And the more I think, the more I observe people, the more I listen to them in real and on TV(excluding dolly bindra because trust me she is a publicity seeker.), the more I read about them in newspapers there is one and only one explanation. Only one inference I can come to and that is ‘we are sick’.
Yes we Indians are mentally sick, we are depressed and disappointed. We have no hopes and no way out of the situation we are in. all the stories of growth and GDP mean zilch to us because we are degrading. As a country we are failing. There is so much corruption, crime, exploitation around that we cling on to any straw that we think can keep us from drowning, only problem is what we perceive as a straw is a ruse. It is an iron weight about to drown; we cling to it and go down with it, deeper and deeper. We have lost all hopes in seeing the glorious past, we all read in history books about, getting resurrected. We know deep within that we are doomed and we are now just going through motions of life like dead men walking. No, we Indians are not idiots, au contraire, we are exact opposites. It’s just that we have lost hope. Hope in all things good.
HOPE IN HOPE ITSELF.

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Manmohan Singh- honest or the best con man ever??



Dr. Manmohan Singh.
Prime minister of Indian republic.
An honest man but a weak politician.
This is how everyone describes this man barring the slave minded ignoramuses in the INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. Even those who criticize him for being the lamest prime minister ever in the history of independent India swear by his honesty. Anna hazare, the man spearheading the campaign against corruption too acknowledges the honesty of this man. But is he?
Is Manmohan Singh really what he is portrayed as? Is he really an honest yet gutless man, watching his colleagues indulge in exploitation of this country and keeping mum, all the while staying away from indulging in the corruption himself?
OR
Is he something else? A conniving smart game player who worked hard to get his image up and running, waiting for that perfect opportunity to unleash his inner demons?  A cunning politician who knew that one day his sparkling image will get him the high office where he can exercise his deepest darkest desires and leave this country in a hell?
No matter what he is but he sure has been smart enough to maintain his image all the while being surrounded by filth. No matter what he is but he sure has been ‘A DISAPPOINTMENT’ to all like me who idolized him when we were young. He had been an example to us, a beacon of hope that honesty still can survive the treacherous, worm infested waters of Indian politics.
But today, he is no more than a failure. An example to the coming generations, of what not to become.  He is the greatest curse to the freedom we all cherish.
He is the NERO of Indian politics as he watches the country burn, while he sits in his chair perfecting his expressionless face.
HE WATCHES WHILE WE BURN!!